Tuesday, April 10, 2007

haiz, my dada has been gone for 2 days le. not really used to it.

anyway, im having constipation. 1 week no shit man, die la. where did all the food go? i wonder. my stomach is like so bloated, round and hard. all the shit stored there. die la, i worried man, what if i get intestine cancer? AH!!! damn scary. my colleagues let me drink fibre gel, tea, eat fruits and veg also no use. haiz, i think my butt hole too small. maybe i should go for an enlargement. butthole enlargement. gays do that dont they? =)

alright, work's ok so far. no panic reports. but i bet all will be coming next week when my dear colleague suresh leaves. i will be handling all the old vessels myself and there are like so so so damn plenty of them. im dead. sigh.

i can feel the shit in my rectum but it just wouldnt come out no matter how hard i squeeze, and i dont intend to push too hard as i really dont wish to shit out my intestines or tear my butt hole. i bled on sat when i tried to push a five stone's size shit out of my butt hole. it was alot of blood. and it really freaked the hell outta me man. i was like traumatised in the toilet and i was yeaping for help. my menses cant be early by so many days and it was of course not my menses. ok i know im being digusting but who cares, i have constipation, i am suffering from depression bcoz i cant shit and i feel heavy. haha.

Cries of attitudelamb at 7:47 PM